Oh, Atticus

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

h0llo:

I’m always nice to the weird kids so when they shoot up the school I’ll be spared

magpizza:

ingridsbergman:

jillbiden:

avferreira:

Just because a person is a good actor, doesn’t mean they’d be good in any role. 

But Meryl Streep though.

stevebrule:

dampsandwich:

imagine a boat with wheels. cool huh? it could drive on land

horse.

its called a horse.

c-cumberbatch:

mytardishaswings:

femmederqueer:

WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED

OH MY GOD 

THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

thatfunnyblog:

a movie where every line is a successful text post

Funny Stuff you like?

madturbating:

one time i balled so hard not even i could find me

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

madturbating:

princess:

imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist

sodamnrelatable:

That one “class clown” That really needs to just

it’s so hard when you place all of your hopes and dreams and insecurities and happiness within one person because when they start to let you down over and over again you begin to crumble until you have no hopes or dreams or happiness and you’re just an insecure mess left with no one to talk to 

heronqueenblues:

“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich

when people say guess what do they actually expect me to go and guess what like am I meant to guess every single thing ever like ok I guess you had toast for breakfast ye and they are like no I just found 63c on the ground outside a supermarket and it was raining and I slipped over and got this cut on my knee and now it’s infected and I have disease that’s what u were meant to guess and I just sit there exhaling

nietzscheisdead:

i’ve seen alot of posts on this site making fun of emos, and, i would just like to give my two sense about the whole thing:

1. emos aren’t stupid, they lay some of the biggest eggs of many birds

2. emos ca’nt fly, so it makes them feel bad when you insult them, because again, they can’t fly away to feel better

3. emos have a very large wingspan 

someone needs to write a book entitled

what to do when you think your boyfriend is about to break up with you

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

burgrs:

she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me

braveheart-the-lion:

thewholockiansareinthetardis:

everhaynes:

omg no fucking way

you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?

and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?

and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?

HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.

YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.

i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i didn’t understand

Welcome to Australia!

some people make me so mad like i just want to punch myself in the face

buttlicked:

*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident.

xvxbox:

if someone doesnt like being touched and you just go ahead and touch them anyways because you think its funny i sincerely hope you get punched in the god damn face

wartortles:

harleyqueef:

words that should’ve died in 2009

• shmexy/smexy/smexii

those words shouldn’t have lived at all