mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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best-of-funny:

X

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h0llo:

I’m always nice to the weird kids so when they shoot up the school I’ll be spared

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rose-and-jack:

Deleted scene - Extended Escape from Lovejoy
Titanic

eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

Excuse you

So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

Not just the men.

Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

we all need this on our blogs

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magpizza:

ingridsbergman:

jillbiden:

avferreira:

Just because a person is a good actor, doesn’t mean they’d be good in any role. 

But Meryl Streep though.

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h-u-m-o-u-r:

If this isn’t your favourite commercial ever then you’re wrong. 

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stevebrule:

dampsandwich:

imagine a boat with wheels. cool huh? it could drive on land

horse.

its called a horse.

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c-cumberbatch:

mytardishaswings:

femmederqueer:

WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED

OH MY GOD 

THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF

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Miranda Bailey + Season 9

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johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

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